Captain Crunch

Bland; utterly unremarkable; as exciting as eating a bowl of captain crunch

"how was the party?"
"eh, it was pretty captain crunch"

by Joe Sherrock November 11, 2007

captain america

The main character from the 1969 film Easy Rider. Also known as Wyatt, he was played by Peter Fonda.

Captain America is cool.

by SAFDSFS May 17, 2006

Captain Obvious

A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.

"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

"Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"

by VisOne March 25, 2003

Captain Oates

A euphemism for the male genitalia.

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
OR
Wanna pet Captain Oates?

by dirty rob November 22, 2003

Captain America

Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps is bringing the gold home for the USA. He's fuckin' Captain America!

by Anti Cupid August 17, 2008

captain obvious

See Legolas for further definition.

"......a diversion!"

by Draith March 30, 2005

captain morgan

the nickname 4 some fat dude i know who likes 2 drink and look at porn and has no life

Captain Morgan, put down the bottle and get your dick outta your hands

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 11, 2004