king jaybird

Absolute unit and a fucking king

bro everyone loves king jaybird

by johnny uofhd October 29, 2020

Canon King

The best ship in Voltron aka Klance. This expression is frequently used by voltron trash to talk about the relationship between Keith Kogayne and Lance Mcclain. Allurance stans can eat my ass bc KICK MY DUDES.

"Do you know where Jeremy Shada is?"
"I'm pretty sure he's trapped in Lauren's basement cuz he revealed that Klance is canon king"

"Hey, have you ever watched Voltron: Legendary Defender?"
"Don't you mean Gaytron: Legendary Homosexuals?"
"Yeahh, Klance is canon king"

by KeefAndLonceAreGayForEachOther August 30, 2018

Kings Bottom

The worst of the best.

Man, I locked my keys out of my car while on vacation. It sure was the kings bottom!

by Nobodyhome1 October 3, 2016

King Kurt

One of the better bands to party on. See wikipedia for any factual information.

"King Kurt is back again, back on the road to rack and ruin!"

by ratcaver April 1, 2008

King's Academy

An uptight private boarding school in the middle east.

Bro he's ballin' he went to King's Academy

by kingsstudent November 10, 2019

King of the Stall

A game where two men walk into a stall and compare penis sizes. The more bestowed stays. Loser leaves the bathroom. This is repeated until a king is named.

John: “Bro, Caden absolutely destroyed me in King of the Stall today”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”

by BackontopinJune January 24, 2022

Vape king

A jack Dylan grazer

fangirl 1 - “yo jack doesn’t even inhale”
fangirl 2 - “i know right. Vape king😩😩”

by Vapekingjack May 5, 2018