Pick A Dick

The choice a female (or male) make when deciding what dick to take.

Man "Pick A Dick"
Woman "Geesh. Don't rush me. I'm thinking"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Picking up the plywood

Picking up the plywood: exceedingly rough anal sex

Picking up the plywood: I am going to Joe's house later to pick up the plywood

by Olian October 9, 2016

Pick-me

People who use forms of manipulation to date others. Stereotypically, pick-me girls will try to put down other women, and act like they are one of the boys, while pick-me boys use self-deprication, and will praise women so they feel bad and date them.

A: I heard you went on a date with B last night, how was it.
C: Well, he seems nice, but he's such a pick-me boy.

by idkdudeimtired June 28, 2023

pick-me

1) A person who is desperate for attention and acceptance, and will go out of their way to change their appearance, mannerisms, attitude, etc. for others' approval.
2) A woman who resorts to traditional gender stereotypes in an attempt to seek men's approval.
3) A minority (BIPOC, LGBT people, etc.) that support right-wing politics in hopes of gaining their approval.

1) "Dave's sucking up to the boss again. He's turned into such a pick-me."
2) "Did you see the way Rosie acts when that guy's around? She's such a pick-me, and for such a lame guy too."
3) "Voting against your own rights won't make them stop hating you for being gay. Stop being such a pick-me."

by WLFNNK October 27, 2023

YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B

Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2023

Pick-Me

An annoying ugly ass bitch named Ella Mossbacher that literally used to hang out with the boys in 5th grade and tries to include herself into things

Don’t be a pick-me like Ella Mossbacher

by user2827272 December 4, 2023

Not Picking up The phone

Answering yes to the pending question

Not picking up the phone

Person 1: calls person 2

Person 2: doesn't answer

Person 1: that means yes.

by Joseph Stoneley August 12, 2021