The sweetest dorm on Marlboro College Campus that is continually trashed and eroding. Frequented by belligerency and tripping kids. In the past, it has had an opium den, prostitution rings, surrogate mothers, avid hula-hoopers, muff-diving competition and more than enough LSD. Often questions if motherfucker is a compound word. Dirty panties are also sold here. Also referred to as HPV.
"Happy Valley is on a lot of druuugsssss."-Sweetest RA ever
"I am currently not on fire"-Resident
"I'm sober, let's go the Valley and get fucked up".
"Is that that a tree on the roof of HPV?"
"I am currently not on fire"-Resident
"I'm sober, let's go the Valley and get fucked up".
"Is that that a tree on the roof of HPV?"
by HPV6 February 02, 2009
by I wish I had a happy meter! July 11, 2006
The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.
by Steven Catlett March 25, 2007
Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.
by Anon Strainjer March 28, 2011
noun/verb.
plural form: Happy Cacti
When a guy who has participated in "No Shave November" goes down on a girl to eat her out. The rubbing of the stubble against her vagina would be analogous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. In an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her vagina. As the balloon is blown up by the male partner's mouth play, the balloon expands, causing a tickling sensation.
In a male-to-male variation, substitute the vagina for an anus.
plural form: Happy Cacti
When a guy who has participated in "No Shave November" goes down on a girl to eat her out. The rubbing of the stubble against her vagina would be analogous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. In an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her vagina. As the balloon is blown up by the male partner's mouth play, the balloon expands, causing a tickling sensation.
In a male-to-male variation, substitute the vagina for an anus.
Hunter made his girlfriend scream in pain and delight as he gifted the Happy Cactus upon her.
Mitchell's boyfriend made him scream out in pain and unexpected delight as Mitchell was surprise Happy Cactus'ed.
Mitchell's boyfriend made him scream out in pain and unexpected delight as Mitchell was surprise Happy Cactus'ed.
by CPT Morgan, Ph.D. December 01, 2010
As an update; Happy Black is now also a song by my cousin Tom, a song by my friend's band Calcia, and a character on WoW =)
Happy Black Fever! =D *dances*
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds April 14, 2005
/ˈhapē tapēˈōkə/
verb
A wrestling move where in the recipient is sodomized by the whole team then blindfolded before being submerged into a bathtub full of semen which they call “a tapioca pit” and then the whole team urinates on them.
verb
A wrestling move where in the recipient is sodomized by the whole team then blindfolded before being submerged into a bathtub full of semen which they call “a tapioca pit” and then the whole team urinates on them.
“Before I knew it they had me, locked into the forbidden move. A happy tapioca!”
“Your brother is so gay he asked the wrestling team to give him a happy tapioca!”
“Your brother is so gay he asked the wrestling team to give him a happy tapioca!”
by Education is my passion September 14, 2022