The theory that emo music is really cheerful and fun, until you listen to the lyrics then it becomes sad. Usually occurs because of emo bands inablity to come up with good lyrics.
Foster: "Dude this song face down is awesome! it makes me so happy"
Laura: "You realize that song is about a guy who beats his girlfriend?"
Foster: "Aww...now it makes me sad to listen to that song"
Laura: "Yea Its the Theory of Emo Music"
Laura: "You realize that song is about a guy who beats his girlfriend?"
Foster: "Aww...now it makes me sad to listen to that song"
Laura: "Yea Its the Theory of Emo Music"
by EmoTheorist February 28, 2010
The theory that someone will get nervous and scared when about to ask someone out. They squirm and worry when not knowing whether the other person will say yes or no
Guy 1 : Man you ask out jenny yet
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf
Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf
Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever
by The wise Oracle May 03, 2011
The Glass of Water Theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. Do not feel uncomfortable responding "yes" to an offer. This is referred to as the Glass of Water Theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. When entering a home if someone asks you if you want a glass of water, say yes, otherwise you don't get the water - and they don't think you are being extra polite either.
"Jake's mom offered to pay for dinner. I feel bad letting her, but the Glass-of-Water-Theory states i should just allow her. Now i get a free dinner!" :)
by Jacob Blintz January 28, 2011
A theory used by people going through a life crisis that feel the need to be “different” from everyone else so they feel “special”, but don’t be afraid to call them a sensitive liberal snowflake, cause they are literally the same thing.
Dude 1: Have you heard of the multi-gender theory it sounds cool
Dude 2: Only if you want to be a Hillary supporter...
Dude 2: Only if you want to be a Hillary supporter...
by jrunner03 August 12, 2018
when a man is hitting on multiple women in hopes of at least landing one, similar to a spray and pray with a machine gun, since during a spray and pray there is always a high chance that at least one bullet will hit its mark.
by PapoTruco00976 January 06, 2018
The theory that all hot guys in Albemarle County,VA will move,turn gay,realize they are a woman,or get a bad haircut,therefore ruining any hotness they ever had.
Also,this theory includes Alec,who suffers from Can't-Keep it-in-his-pants-itis.Lucky for him,hes pretty hot.Makes up for it.
Also,this theory includes Alec,who suffers from Can't-Keep it-in-his-pants-itis.Lucky for him,hes pretty hot.Makes up for it.
"Hey,that WAHS boy is pretty hot."
"He realized last week hes a woman."
"Dammit!This proves The Albemarle County Theory."
"Wow,that guy from AHS is cute"
"Hes moving to Nebraska"
"Stupid Albemarle County Theory has to be right every time."
"He realized last week hes a woman."
"Dammit!This proves The Albemarle County Theory."
"Wow,that guy from AHS is cute"
"Hes moving to Nebraska"
"Stupid Albemarle County Theory has to be right every time."
by jooincville April 09, 2009
AKA Theorybait; is a type of video game (usually in the indie horror genre) with a ton of overcomplicated and contrived lore that doesn't need to be there, these games are usually made only to get attention from big YouTubers like Game Theory or Markiplier.
game theory bait includes games like fnaf, batm, hn
these games become especially clear with tweets from devs like
I believe @MatpatGT is really going to enjoy this 👀
these games become especially clear with tweets from devs like
I believe @MatpatGT is really going to enjoy this 👀
by mealon April 01, 2023