Reverse Blumpkin

Commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users sexual experience to an entirely different level. While the original blumpkin contains oral sex while the lucky partner releases their bowels or "poops", the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. In this wild and exhilarating sexual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an anus sandwich, eating/licking their lover's butthole. Also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the anus with a large beard. This naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.

"If your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address."

by A M S O C B(KB) J B August 13, 2009

Reverse Panda

The art of the Reverse panda is like the Reverse kanga but different. It is when you do a big watery poo in the flusher so that when somebody else goes to uses the toilet they go to flush and more poo comes out

Lift the lid up do a poo then somebody comes to use the toilet and more poo comes out. That is a reverse panda

by reverses pandoas August 27, 2008

Reverse PMS

If a person who is usually mean the entire month, suddenly is nice for a few days and then goes back to being mean- they may have Reverse PMS.

Danny: "I was walking down the street and Brenda actually spoke and said hello to me. It sort of freaked me out."

John: "Don't worry, it is just Reverse PMS, she'll go back to being herself in just a few days."

by DOTK December 16, 2011

reverse typhlosion

The reverse typhlosion is the act of pouring cheap tequila down your lover's ass crack, proceeding to set it aflame, with the sole intention of fucking the fire away. (you look like the pokemon in the process.)

Bruce feels something wet dripping down his beautiful ass crevasse when suddenly it goes up in flame. In a fit of lust Bruce's lover Brunswick Thunder-Thrust jabs his mighty fuckstick into his ass crack to eliminate the fire. What a fucking reverse typhlosion that was.

by CarpetFucker April 15, 2014

reverse ratatouille

a sex move where you have someone on your shoulders while you’re standing and you’re eating them out. the move is called that because it images to be like remy the rat’s position on linguini’s head.

hey jim did you and your wife try that sex move i told you about? the reverse ratatouille?

by crunchy soda can November 3, 2020

Reverse Houdini

The complete opposite of a regular houdini, except you do the deed on the girls back and when she turns around you spit in her face.

Dude, mid way through sex with my girl friend last night, I decided to try and pull a reverse houdini, and IT WORKED!!!!

by J-SPRAD July 9, 2009

Reverse Flirt

When someone is hitting on you (HARD) and you're shooting them down everytime and ruining "sweet" moments and trying your hardest to help them get the picture that you're NOT interested.
When done successfully...this will either:

(a) turn them off to you altogether

(b) break their heart completely

(c) make them think "Eh, ain't worth it I'm not gettin' any."

Don't be afraid to really hit 'em hard...if you're not harsh enough they might confuse it for playing hard-to-get and get even more turned on and clingy.

This process can be done with insults, firebacks. and just plain bitterness.
*Reverse flirts are great for creepers(most of the time)!

UNSUCCESSFUL RF-
Random Joe: Well if it isn't my beauitful moon flower!
Hot Donna: Well if it isn't that talking lump of ick from under my bed.
Random Joe: Hey I'd wait under your bed anyday babe :)
Hot Donna: GO DIE NOW!!
Random Joe: I like 'em fiesty
Hot Donna: Must be why you like your mom so much.
Random Joe: Well she does bake up a mean batch of--
Hot Donna: DON'T SAY IT SICKO. D:<
Random Joe: You know, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were trying to reverse flirt with me...
Hot Donna: Please! Know no better...know WORSE!
Random Joe: Naw you totally dig me.
Hot Donna: D'X#

by myLittleDarkOne December 10, 2011