Q

Tonight's big loser

Q couldn't Goon all over the place, that makes him tonights big loser.

by Splunger-Man December 11, 2024

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q-p

When someone dosent know how to respond to someone in text form

Friend: Do you have a crush on that girl? Me: q-p

by Prexz April 9, 2017

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Q

shortening of Qanon, a violent alt-right conspiracy theory

Some people calling themselves Q soldiers are acting really sus.

by a small duck December 3, 2020

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Q is a 5’6 (ish) muscular hunk with smooth brunet hair and the most lovely eyes you’ve ever seen. He has a contagious laugh, and an infectious smile that once cracked will instantly put you in a better mood. Q is athletic and extremely intelligent, and will never miss the chance to one up you. He’s a workaholic, and puts his time and efforts into creating a successful future for himself, which is a very attractive quality. He also makes time for his friends and has made some of the best friendships through his hobbies and passions. Q is understanding and kind, and takes time to listen and help those he loves and cares about. He is romantic and affectionate, and can give you butterflies with just a whisper. Everyday I feel so lucky to have met Q because I finally feel love like I never have before. He brings out the best in me. There aren’t enough hours in a day or breath in my body to tell Q how much I love him, and I never knew it was possible. I love Q.

Girl: “who’s that handsome guy over there with the contagious smile?”
Guy: “oh that’s just Q. Isn’t he great?”

by tallgrace August 21, 2022

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Q fersk sjokolademelk

Q fersk sjokolademelk is the most addictive substance known in life, the universe and everything. The choccy diarrihea like brown substance is produced by Q-meieriene and crushes it’s competitor “Litago”. Q fersk is our divine saviour from this devil spawn “Litago”. Anyone who wishes to object, should perish and wither away alone in a dark soggy room in an upmost painful way, including stoning and an above average tall penguin.

Person 1: Q fersk sjokolademelk gives me oral pleasure when I drink it
Person 2: Wtf man, it doesn't even taste that different from Litago
Person 1: *Pulles up an abnormally tall penguin*

by Helixsky January 29, 2024

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