by abusedthem May 26, 2024
Get the exemug. Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. National Message To Your Ex Day is on February 15th and is the day you can leave a message about your ex on any social media saying something positive or negative because
It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex
It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex
On National Message To Your Ex Day I’m going to say what Lil Uzi said in his song Sideline Watching(Hold Up) my ex “ain’t got no respect, they break up with a text”
by I’m a YouTuber February 17, 2020
Get the National Message To Your Ex Daymug. He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.
by MCBL March 5, 2017
Get the ex boyfriendmug. the day where you hit up an ex or your favorite ex or the one you would go back with 🤷 ♂️they can guess which one they are if they want
by vxn96 August 2, 2021
Get the national ex daymug. Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”
by The girlfiend April 24, 2024
Get the Crazy ex girlfriendmug. Another word to desribe Finals and/or Final Exams since they can be a nightmare for students in High School and College.
1. Friend 1: Hey, let's go and see Dune tonight!
Friend 2: Well, I can't tonight because I have to study for my Fin-Ass Ex-Ass for my Calculus Class next week.
Friend 1: Okay.
2. Student 1: Hey, we have Fin-Ass-es so we are pretty much dead next week since there are too many of them for our classes.
Student 2: I know right! We're pretty much screwed by then.
Friend 2: Well, I can't tonight because I have to study for my Fin-Ass Ex-Ass for my Calculus Class next week.
Friend 1: Okay.
2. Student 1: Hey, we have Fin-Ass-es so we are pretty much dead next week since there are too many of them for our classes.
Student 2: I know right! We're pretty much screwed by then.
by ariaofsorrow120 December 9, 2021
Get the Fin-ASS Ex-ASSmug.