Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are

Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”

by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023

Crush the bill

Generate a large bill at a restaurant or bar, especially when someone else is paying.

We're going to crush the bill tonight when the boss takes us out for drinks

by TuffCrowd June 26, 2021

butt crush

One who as crush on some person's butt

Marilyn has a butt crush on Scottie

by Dirty Dancing October 19, 2008

crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.

those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.

by Mr.bud August 9, 2006

Avatar Crush

To have a crush on someone's avatar on the internet. (i.e) Xbox Live avatars or YoVille avatars. This is somewhat pathetic to have.

Tom: "Dude, David, I was playing YoVille on facebook lastnight. I saw the hottest avatar ever man. I asked her to be my neighbor. I think I have an Avatar Crush.

David: "Cool. I'm gonna go hang out with my REAL girlfriend."

by IhaveanAvatarCrush April 10, 2010

Porn Crush

An infatuation with a pornographic actress (or actor I suppose) resulting in meaningless hours of porn viewing of the same scenes.

I missed work three days this week feeding my porn crush on Lezley Zen.

I spent my college tuition watching Brooke Haven.

by tveblen January 26, 2011

beat crush

v., In competition, to defeat a hated rival. Typically used among fans of college football.

n., A noteworthy defeat of a rival in competition.

Auburn will straight-up beat crush Bama this football season.

by IHeartCats October 4, 2011