bean seal

A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.

e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"

by Hoothoot131 June 22, 2012

Steaming beans

When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see

Dam the old man is "steaming beans" again.

by Hurricane2 January 15, 2020

Mason Bean

A gay danus.

Mason bean is such a gay danus he needs to quit life.

by elizabethaaaaa January 21, 2019

bean roll

A funny thing to call your mexican neighbor. He is sure to enjoy it.

Fuck that bean roll down the road

by Bean roll March 10, 2020

Bean Spray

A mist of shit particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. The spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones anus onto a surface of his or her choosing. "Bean spray," usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.

Somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of AmPm.

Even though it was chili night, Roman's mom insisted I bean spray her face.

by ZT14 October 11, 2016

Drain the Bean

To frig the bean aka clitoris until it cums and better yet, squirts and soaks. Also applies to someone rubbing the clit and lending a helping hand.

I plan to drain the bean tonight. I’m so horny.

I love to use my new vibrator and drain the bean.

Rachel came several times last night when I gave her a hand to drain the bean.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Zesty Beaned

When you drown your balls in Thousand Island Dressing and dip it into someone's mouth.

Dude I totally Zesty Beaned your mom last night!

by Zesty.Beans December 7, 2016