salty patch

a patch of sweat on a girl/guys neck encounterd while necking.

Dude I was necking with my chick last night after the gym and i hit a hella salty patch.

by gooseballisfresh March 17, 2010

salty greg

When you abruptly stop going down on your significant other to shout at them for not appreciating you

And then out of nowhere he pulled a Salty Greg on me!

by Bleebledorp August 5, 2017

Newfoundland Salty

This is what you call it when a woman receives a "facial" and falls asleep without washing. In the morning she will awake with a crusty salty beard, like a fisherman from Newfoundland has when he returns from sea.

Dude #1: What happened to you last night?
Dude #2: Went to Jen's place.....
Dude #1: How'd that go?
Dude #2: Lets just say that she woke up with a Newfoundland Salty.

by SedatedSloth January 20, 2014

salty bill

a loser, one who is likely a new york rangers fan, acts in a way of a clown and a sore loser.

Bills not himself after the islanders beat the rangers, he was being a salty bill.

by Jaysav April 21, 2018

salty Felipe

When a male puts tortilla chips and salsa into the vagina and then procedes to fuck it

"Yo gurl Tyshawn gave me a salty Felipe last night" " How was it?" "Delicious"

by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

Salty Peaks

The act of ejaculating all over a women's breasts.

Bro... I gave Megan the most amazing salty peaks last night!

by SaltLakeUnderbelly July 28, 2016

Salty iham

Similar to salty pirate.. Where a male ejaculates in the eyes of a female/male causing her/him to loose vision in BOTH eyes, and then kicking her/him in one leg so she/he hops about like iham with a peg leg.

Boy: Hey babe, you want a salty iham?
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.

by ritzycave October 26, 2007