A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.
Person1: what lesson have you got next
Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got
Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch
Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got
Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch
by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024
A skinny person who looks like a spaghetti pasta in the fact that he has a meatball on his head and that he is as skinny as a noodle.
I want to eat Owen Graham.
by ur boi123 March 07, 2020
A fucking straight up savage don't mess with him or he will stand up to you.He is really cute and a straight up badass like no one will be like him he is a great person and so nice he will do anything for the girl he loves he loves Nature. Don't mess with his family especially his dad he will beat your ass well Owen is really nice . Wow one time he almost fought this kid for hitting his friend.
by WOWBRAHOBC September 23, 2017
An internalized racist coon who likes to make other people think that shes smart by talking to highly uneducated and unintelligent liberals to try to push the trope that conservatives are smarter than liberals.
by ni hoa September 16, 2024