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Arden Knee

Someone who is sexually attracted to women named Natsuki and hates people named johnny Arden also likes to look at natsuki picturees
Omg this dude is such Arden Knee such a jerk why does he have to do that status
by jdal;kflksdf;lkajsdfl;kajsdsjf November 2, 2020
mugGet the Arden Kneemug.

Strep Knee

strep knee
noun

A bizarre and dramatic immune response where your knee swells up like a grapefruit because your body decides to fight strep throat… in your leg.

Origin: Coined by a concerned patient and an equally baffled doctor, "strep knee" occurs when your immune system gets the memo about a strep infection (even secondhand from your niece) and goes rogue—attacking your joints instead of just your throat.

Joint Havoc (J.H.): A medically unverified condition where your knee revolts due to strep knee

Symptoms:

-One tragically swollen knee
-Joints that feel like they’ve been personally offended
-Fatigue that rivals a toddler after a sugar crash
-A mysterious limp that screams “I swear I’m not faking it”
-Googling “why is my knee mad at me?” at 2 a.m.
-Googling "can your knee be dramatic" and feeling seen
-Physical therapist side-eye followed by, “Well, that’s new…”
Usage:
“Yeah, I didn’t even have strep throat, but now I’m limping because of strep knee.”

"I went to urgent care for a sore throat and left with a knee brace—turns out it was strep knee, because apparently my immune system has a flair for drama."
by notangieeeanggg April 11, 2025
mugGet the Strep Kneemug.

Drivers knee

Drivers knee is common among truckers and delivery drivers it occurs when one’s knee has extra pressure in it causing the knee to hurt from pressing the gas for too long at a sitting angle the best way to get rid of the pressure is by spraying cum into as truckers call it a lot lizard or as delivery drivers call it a street whores twat
I have a bad case of drivers knee
by Hankhill69 October 24, 2022
mugGet the Drivers kneemug.

Knee Surfer

Noun: A person who multiple blowjobs at a time, flowing through them while on their knees.
Did you see Valencia? She’s a real Knee Surfer.
by JohnDoe94 October 24, 2023
mugGet the Knee Surfermug.

adrian knee dip

Placing your balls and penis on someone's knee
by ThatGuy)555 January 15, 2014
mugGet the adrian knee dipmug.

Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees
Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine
by JAYmist January 21, 2019
mugGet the Hooker Kneesmug.

knee fad

A female/male/hermaphrodite performing fellatio while on their knees.
Me: I'd like to have a great time tonight.

Her: Well what did you have in mind?

Me: I was thinking of wining and dining, but maybe we can skip that and head right to the age-old "knee fad". I need to wake up early tomorrow and figured it would help me get to sleep faster

___________________ * *
Her: 8====D-- -- ------ 0
by 1eyedwilly7 July 1, 2010
mugGet the knee fadmug.

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