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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Ding dat

Adj.
A descriptive word to describe someone whose being silly or a weirdo
My boyfriend sent me this “sugma” I responded with ding dat
by Muah2.0 September 4, 2021
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Proper ding dang do

Popularised by Ollie ball and his friend Jacob, this word is perfect response when reviewing something or it’s so awkward there’s nothing to say
Attie: my boy best friend is coming over, but i promise nothing will happen

Dan: that’s a proper ding dang do
by ChristipherROBBIN April 18, 2021
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ding barricade

The future of the word, dorsey burridge. See also, "cass language and dorsey burridge
by Anonymous July 8, 2003
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Hoo-Ding

He gave you a Tenesee Hot Pocket, that a bunch of Hoo-Ding
by dddefinition September 22, 2014
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a ring a ding

to get someone's attention.

when you ring up someone.

when you are loading to the next level
"hey are you listening? a ring a ding?"

"here we go next level a ring a ding!"
by soniiiety March 19, 2021
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Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face
Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged
by Lez big August 31, 2020
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