Austin

A total retard

Like why is Austin such a retard

by Wack boi July 28, 2020

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Austin

An Austin is an amazing guy with blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. He is extremely loyal and cares about others feelings before his own even if he is dying inside. He is a lover, he loves cuddles and hugs and he will do everything he can to make you feel happy. If you have an Austin in your life never let him go because he makes the best boyfriend. He will constantly check up on you to make sure you're ok, he will comfort you when you are crying, he will give you so much love and he will make you look forward to the future. He is very clingy but not to the extreme. He knows how to give you space when you need it and he will not leave you alone when you want him by your side. Austin is very funny, he is crazy and goofy but that's why he is such a fun person to be around. When he enters a room everyone turns to look at him because he is extremely cute and handsome. When he has a girlfriend he is very protective of her and will make sure she is safe and loved. Austin is the kind of guy that doesn't hide his emotions. He will cry when he's sad, he will yell when he's mad he will laugh and smile when he's happy. You don't want to hurt his feelings or get on his bad side because he is extremely scary when he is mad. Austin has a big heart and he loves the people he is close to especially the one he really loves. He will treat her like a queen in every way possible because he wants to show her he cares. He is very sweet and so understanding of everything.

Person 1: "Austin is so nice he is an amazing friend"
Person 2: "You're so lucky to have an Austin in your life"

by babyyyyy_girl11 September 9, 2020

Austin

A dumb teen boy, who eats sicks and rocks and mud. Most likely doesn't care about the government, really needs a hug. Often feels stupid, ugly, but pretends it doesn't bother him. He's not very smart, but he'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs.

Yo, Austin is sooo similar to that cavetown song. LIke, he's the exact desc.

by JeauxMama September 18, 2020

austin bergen

Undefinable, oddly sexual, unforgettable deeply confused, biggest simp imaginable and in the closet.

Did you hear about Austin Bergen today.

by Lukebrown912 September 23, 2020

Austin

He is a cheerful, emotional guy. He may not be the most popular, but he's the best, he expresses his emotions when he has them, and teases the girls he likes, but once he figures out that she likes him back, he goes nice. He is not a ladies man, he chooses one girl for a while, but if she doesn't like him back, it's hard for him to move on. He's the one that you'll want as your guy.

Girl 1: "Is she with- him? Hahahahaha!"
Girl 2: "dude, she's with Austin, and you see how he treats her, I'd want him as my man!"

by Advise for g'alls September 24, 2020

Austin

Dude, the best guy you could ever ask for, he handsome, smart, usually blonde, and truthful. He will tease the girls he likes, but when the girl likes him back, he's a romantic, he's the best you you could ever ask for! He'll probably be young, but he is the guy you'll want and regret not liking him.

Girl: "Austin treats that girl like and angel, I need someone like him!"

by Advise for g'alls September 24, 2020