Tech Tard

A person who is retarded when it comes to techology

I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard

by Manuel59manuel June 03, 2020

Tech window

A word meant to be taekwondo but misheard by Andrew Schulz

Figured y'all would want to know what tech window is,it means nothing

by Too lazy to think of a name April 07, 2022

Tech Window

A competitive activity in which players battle their computer science knowledge to complete tasks as fast as possible.

At the time I was a competitor and coach of Tech Window.

by patelinator April 08, 2022

tech mommy

A well paid female who works in the tech industry

i need to meet a tech mommy

-Dr Hoensual 08/05/2023

by May 08, 2023

Tech-ache

A type of headache cause by the overuse of technology.

I’ve been watching Netflix all day, and now I have a tech-ache.

by An0ma1y February 26, 2019

Analyzer Tech

The God of Gods among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun anybody that comes in his path. It is known that gazing upon their greatness can turn even the Best Engineer into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his mommie. Revered as the brains of the operation and life itself. Hung as well as a James. Women kneel to blow him. No Analyzer can live without him. All obey him

The Analyzer Tech God Saves The World One Analyzer at a Time

by Analyzer Tech July 03, 2018

The Tech Guild

(thee-tek-gild)

noun -

A Non-Profit organization that revolutionized the Information Technology industry, trained generations of technomancers, and led to a better environment for all humanity.

Dakota: Did you hear about what The Tech Guild did this weekend?
Chad: Aren't they the ones who regularly do great things in the community?
Random Citizen: YES, THEY ARE!

by thetechguild February 06, 2022