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Tear Hogger

A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.
A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."
by mudskipper1977 April 8, 2025
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Tears

the blood of the soul. when the soul bleeds you cry.
don’t waste your tears young, one day your going to need them.
by joyful coffee June 30, 2023
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Musical tears

You and and your three buddies flip a stool over snd when the music stops everyone must be penetrated by a stool leg. Last one to sit loses
Patrick wins everytime at musical tears
by anonymous July 3, 2023
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Wtt/wtt/privilege tears

When a non poc uses their tears to convey fake emotions to terminate a life of a poc.

These days are used to jail pocs, bully or discriminate against pocs.

Only applies to those who use it.

Pocs can't use this because they don't have privileges of power.

Power of right to live in the olden days.

When a non poc was angry and felt their power undermined they used this technique to sentence pocs (blacks) to death. Reaping life.

After crying falsely turns around and smirks at poc for the known truth of their death.

Nowadays it's to incriminate pocs or to bully or intimate them.
Wtt: used to cry on emitt till and feel no shame in doing so. Emitt till dies of falsely being accused as he is a poc.

Luc: waaa waaa waaa she did this to me.
*cries in privilege*

Z: what?!?!?!

Luc: she did that 'stops crying' smirking.

Luc: knows wtt is her getaway of privilege. Knows that nothing can stop her from lying.

wtt: non poc tuna tears. Lies in tears, turns it off and smirks.

Wtt/wtt/privilege tears: non poc privilege tuna tears.
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Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.
It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.
by mal_42 July 11, 2023
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boy’s tears

This became a phrase seen, earlier on the internet.. it’s because boys aren’t “supposed” to cry so when they hold in their tears for so long, it starts to bottle up. Hence, the once trendy boy’s tears bottle phonecases and such
I want that boy’s tears t-shirt I saw on instagram shop”
by bella-chanel August 5, 2023
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Doodle Tear

A single droplet that is emitted from the end of the penis during an extreme reaction, such as laughter or fear.
Hell, I laughed so hard I squeezed out a doodle tear!
by mark6321 August 17, 2023
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