taking a wizard

To simply urinate or take a piss
(Derived from "Taking a Whizz")
D-Pan wanted to pee so badly... so I told him to "take a wizard" on the next train carriage

I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door
by Felix M. October 01, 2006
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i'll take

A phrase popularized in the vernacular of Massachusetts high schools.

1. An answer relating to a question posed by one possessing something another person may want.

2. An affirmative answer when nothing else can be said.
1. Jim: "Hey man, want a shot?"
Henry: "I'll take"

2. Pat: "What are you going to do now that your girlfriend left you?"
Jake: "I'll take"
by YahScrappin' March 14, 2017
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take heed

To be careful or cautious.
"Take heed while you're gone."
by a.s.b. March 28, 2008
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take it to the mat

To take an aggressive stance on a disagreement and "take it to the Mat."
1. You take every disagreement and take it to the mat. 2. It doesn't matter if our disagreement is big or small you tend to take it to the mat. 3. I have given you solid evidence to dispute your stance but you continue to take it to the mat. 4. To feel so strongly about your point that you refuse to listen to reason or logic and will not budge from your stance and take it to the mat.
by dude20004040404004 September 28, 2013
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take the pipe

1) An insult, similar to "fuck you" or "you suck"; 2) a phrase used to describe when things are less than optimal, similar to "this sucks"; 3) to receive an erect penis into a body orifice.
1) Take the pipe, loser!

2) This movie takes the pipe.

3) Hal took the pipe ten times a day in jail.
by spim December 21, 2003
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take for granted

something that is a given from the beginning of your life to the end
My Family- take for granted
by Master Basser April 24, 2006
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take a walk

hey mufasa, wanna go take a walk with me?
by applejackcherry January 25, 2009
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