studastinate

The act of studying yet procrastinating at the same time. An oxymoron? Yes, indeed.

Person 1: Crap, I've got my physics final tomorrow. I'm torn between studying or procrastinating... :'
Person 2: lol, calm the fuck down man..just do both at the same time. Ain't a hard thing to do, easy as spreading butter...
Person 1: That's impossible, studying and procrastinating do not go together. Antithesis I'd say, like oil and water.
Person 2: It's VERY possible, in fact, that's what I'm doing right now... >_>
Person 1: No sir, your statement is theoretically impossible. How can you study yet procrastinate at the same time?!!??!
Person 2: Easy, studastinate!

by danielperez4527 January 14, 2008

studdity

Studditty: like a "Stud"< or acting like StudsUsed when referring to masculine, macho or ballsy women.

They were a studdity bunch of gym-rat Dikes

by John The Bonn March 20, 2008

Student Spotlight

When a lame not at all funny student is picked out by Jacob Davis and is interviewed to appease the other lame students at Los Osos High

Wow did you see Student Spotlight?
Yeah, I heard the little freshman they interviewed was Jacob Davis biggest fan.
It wasn't very funny

by <3Lex April 30, 2008

studcrunkin

basically pimpin. such as being a player.

boy1: hows ur love life?
boy2: good, jus being a player.
boy1: na ur jus studcrunkin.

by ilybbycakes February 23, 2009

Studbagel

The male lover of a studmuffin (the female variety). Originated between a teen couple, Robby and Tina. She was Studmuffin, he was Studbagel. A love that will never end<3

Studbagel and Studmuffin would spend every night together on the phone. Studbagel would stay up till midnight to talk to his Studmuffin, seeing as she was 3 hours behind him in the time zone. Then he, studbagel, and she, studmuffin, would talk the night away

by SoloR4life92 May 4, 2011

Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.

Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!

by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012

studdette

a female with feminine studly qualities

@etaplin0012 is a total studdette

by fortunamajor July 20, 2012