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juan night stand

If I am a Mexican, would you have a Juan night stand with me?
by Tommyxc October 9, 2016
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Garage stand

When you do a hand stand in a garage, have someone else hold your feet and then take a toke of the cannabis smoke
I'm bored let's smoke weed and do garage stands
Hold my legs and pass the joint i wanna do a garage stand
by Happy birthday captain August 13, 2025
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go beer stand

Now that we are using the new software suite I want to go beer stand with it
by 71Jaws000 April 7, 2020
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Stand Up

When a person is so down bad for someone that they’re weak in the knees and have no strength to stand up on their own and move on.
Cassie needs to stand up. Ain’t no way I’d ruin my life for Nate Jacobs.
by Yamama1010 February 15, 2022
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stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.
If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".
by QuacksO May 7, 2025
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Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.
by anonymous November 10, 2020
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