lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

Donut Stacking

The act of measuring the size of one's dick by forming a stack of donuts

"Did you hear Harry talking about Donut Stacking"
"Yeah, he said he only got 1.5"

by TallerThanBenji December 31, 2023

Donut Stacking

The act of measuring the size of your dick by forming a stack of donuts on it

"Did you hear Harry talking about Donut Stacking"

"Yeah he said he only got 1.5"

by TallerThanBenji December 31, 2023

stink stacking

The act of farting quietly immediately after someone near you gets caught farting and playing it off as part of their fart

Ty: Dang Andrew that fart was raunchy. There’s layers to it!

Andrew: That’s not all me! Logan is stink stacking on my fart!

Logan: You got me guys.

by Fart Ripper January 8, 2024

Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.

Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.

by FunTdrip January 15, 2024

White Snaking

When you take a caulking gun and stuff the nozzle in your anus and then shoot the gun so it fills up you rectal cavity with caulking from the gun. Then you shit it out and it resembles a white snake.

Man did you hear about Jerry last night? He was caught white snaking in the bathroom.

by Jared The Parrot November 21, 2023

urban stacking

when you add a definition to the urban dictionary but your to impatient to wait for it to be published so you add another one as if that will speed it up an you do that over and over until one of your definitions finaly published but you have already entered so many that it just stacks up indefinitely.

i have no life so i decided to do some urban stacking.

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 22, 2023