spank festival

a vigorous masturbation session, often involving liberal amounts of lubricants and battery operated devices.

Are you coming with us to the party, or are gonna stay home and have another spank festival?

by Blown anchor March 31, 2015

Sprankton

An adjection used for describing a person's mother.

I punched sprankton in the face.

by Kyle March 29, 2005

spankard

A person who is least or minimum

John Groggs is a spankard

by Hot Carl October 19, 2004

Tank and Spank

Verb.
1. (in mmorpg, or a genral tactics) to send in a strong unit to attacka foe at the front( The Tank), while the rest of the players strike from behind (The Spank)

2. where a girl is on all fours, and you slide your dick into her mouth, and spank her ass hard while she sucks.

1. "In the Dead Mines"

Miniu: Yo desmonk, Tank and Spank time,go in there and Aggro that NPC me and the Others will stay back here and Support you

Desmonk: "Nods"

2. "yo girl ,how about you crawl over here for some tank 'n spank..."

by bootybusterlegomohawk April 28, 2011

spank the cell

A term commonly used by suburban teens on away messages in order to inform their peers to call them on their cellular devices

auto response from suburbanteen:
I'm out!!!
spank the cell

by mmmhmmm July 13, 2004

sprankled

when yu get extra sprinkles on ur donut
you get ***sprankled**

see definition below
sprankled (v.)one who has been showered in food sprinkles

example: This hoe was so sprankled , She almost got diabetes.

by princessshenk October 20, 2015

Sprankle

A shit sprinkle

Wow, Erin is such a sprankle

by Klaudiaisnotaspoiltmilk June 18, 2020