a condom
Kazmir got Princess Angel drunk and then he fucked her brains out with an 11-inch dick until she was pregnant . he never pulled out and never wore a rubber slip, obviously.
by Stupidly Sophisticated March 4, 2016
Get the rubber slipmug. by Dslip May 25, 2024
Get the Denver slipmug. When a person gets too excited, riled-up or enthusiastic to the point they've begun stumbling over words, giggling or breathing excessively and slipping all over the place.
Maggie: Good weather today huh?
Donnie: You're the one that's good. I mean...you're good too. Shit, that doesn't make any sense, hahaha. Wanna see a card trick? Shit! I cut myself on the card and I'm bleeding all over you! I'm so sorry! What was the question?
Ted: Fuck, Donnie...play it cool. You're getting slip happy.
Donnie: You're the one that's good. I mean...you're good too. Shit, that doesn't make any sense, hahaha. Wanna see a card trick? Shit! I cut myself on the card and I'm bleeding all over you! I'm so sorry! What was the question?
Ted: Fuck, Donnie...play it cool. You're getting slip happy.
by Lvei P March 22, 2022
Get the Slip Happymug. When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.
One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.
by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024
Get the Trans-American Slip n’ Slidemug. by beancanstevelover December 26, 2021
Get the pimp slipmug. by fruityfreudy August 28, 2022
Get the fruity slipmug. I sent my ex-wife the smiling emoji with hearts for eyes, I meant to send it to my current girlfriend. That was quite an emojian slip...
by brosef dudeman March 28, 2019
Get the emojian slipmug.