Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest

She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that

by Jlbowers1980 September 02, 2021

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skeet sleet

When a guy or girl is ski-poling and both of the recipients cum on his or her face at the same time.

"Holy shit, did you see that layer of skeet sleet Darrah got covered in ski poling John and Nathan?"

by bingofuel February 09, 2016

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A skeet session consisting of Julie's mother as the target. Usually performed after dusk.

Yo dude, lets hit up Julie's mother for a graveyard skeet.

by Bobs son September 22, 2008

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when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 07, 2011

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When your girlfriend is on keto and skeets on the couch durning a movie.

Damn mandy thats some straight keto skeet you just dropped.

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When riding a Jetski with two or more males sitting nuts on butt

Please get your arms off me Chad , its bad enough we have to Jet-skeet.

by E1lipsis... March 03, 2019

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Another colorful way to describe a Cotch Goblin, I mean kid, who’s acting like a degen.

If Randy can’t get a handle on his Skeet Flea I’m gonna step in.

by WeeFinnegan July 03, 2021

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