Al Seimers

Another of da assorted dudes (i.e., Will Power, John, Arthur Itis, Charlie Horse, Ben Gay, etc.) who frequently visit older folks.

Various "everyday" guys start hanging out with many aging folks as they get into their sixties, but when Al Seimers and Park Ensigns eventually begin dropping by, as well, it's time to resignedly admit dat you've officially "joined geezerdom".

by QuacksO May 31, 2020

rachel seidell

Rachel is the most gorgeous person that you'll ever meet, she's sweet, caring, and a little bit overprotective what's hers is hers and the person that has Rachel seidell in his/hers life must be the luckiest person in the world

Braden: bro have you that girl over there I'm wondering what's her name?
Isaiah: yes and I'm the luckiest person in the world to have her and her name is Rachel seidell.

by Iromero20 August 30, 2020

jah’seire

Is the best person you could ever meet she is a kind hearted good looking black woman she can be there for you every step of the way she is a good girlfriend and a loving mother, she can also be very kinky If you know a Jah’seire and she is your girlfriend be sure to keep her or else someone else will get to her before you, she is also a player she like's to trick you into thinking she loves you but she dosent she is very evil somtimes

Friend : "She is mean girrrrlll"

Other "friend: that must be a Jah’seire"

by A person who needs love lol September 29, 2020

Jah’seire

A kind hearted person who love you, I'd shed your girlfriend keep her she'll love you sometimes she'll be evil and not love you but she is a good friend to keep she is a kind hearted sweet cute person who is going to care for you till the day u die, please note that she will not automatically love you if you go up to her and say "I like u" she only likes cute boys/ and or men, shes reliable and a great wife and girlfriend she will cheat but other than that shes a great person!

Jah’seire is such a great person

Yes she is

by A person who needs love lol September 29, 2020

nut seize

Grabbing nuts with ass cheeks

She did a nut seize in the hot tub. I got nut seized in the hot tub.

by Pazzodonna October 24, 2020

orgasmic seizure

A condition where epileptics orgasm while having a seizure. It is incredibly difficult to help people suffering from this, as they are also usually intensely attracted to lampposts while influenced. #saveourlamposts was a campaign started by Gigi Hadid, who got 47 different countries to recognize lampposts as sentient beings. At the moment, around 10000 people worldwide identify as a lamppost. People with this condition usually also have massive tits.

person a: eyo wtf is brad doing?
person b: hes having an orgasmic seizure
person a: tf is that?
person b: idfk

by johnwastaken22 November 26, 2020

ashyleptic seizure

ah-shee-LEP-tick SEE-zh-ur (noun)

an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.

harper: *types jesaus*
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*

later, at the funeral:

ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"

by trashy._ash December 15, 2020