secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.

The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021

Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep

I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron

by The spunk man December 1, 2021

The Secrets of Lexy

We all know lexy, A fun guy but what some people don't know is that lexy is just a nickname he's name is Actually Alex he is a cool guy but we all know that lexy broke up with zabrang but do we know why??? Well the reason is because lexy has been obnoxious to her so later when they broke do u guys think lexy stopped at that to just let zabrang go? The answer is no! Lexy still had feelings for her but unfortunately zabrang be giving him cards which led to lexy to change his name to "Depressed kid" lexy hates sammy cos he thinks sammy is trying to steal zabrang from him which is kinda true in that moment... Well there you have it that is the reason of lexy break up next; does lexy have a girlfriend????

The secrets of lexy break up

by Danvyt34 September 9, 2022

secret love

when family members tries to date opposite sex/gender cousins or brother and sister trying to date each other and marry each other...feeling so close like best friends or better, always being together and having sex together. its frown upon because the babies come up deformed or and retarded

we kept our love a secret. secret love.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022

secret garden

mexican/hispanic pussy

"how's the secret garden, gizzelle?" "it's pretty good, man"

by Pee Pee McAss April 16, 2021

The holder of all secrets

To those of you that are still seated I know a lot of you still have stories but your not ready to share them yet and that is okay when your ready I will we will listen not only will we listen but we will help you in anyway we can and together bring change to the community of edgewater for better…but there is one person in particular that has the greatest story to tell that can undo all the wrongs and make it right this boy can change everything for the better going forward he is the answer to all our questions will be help us now and where has he been over the last 4 years since we can’t state names due to guidelines here is a riddle

Who plays on muddy

His favorite numbers start with 4

7th in the alphabet

Event soon to be near him very soon in a few days time will tell

The holder of all secrets

by South river secrets -tyler S July 21, 2021

Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.

The Secret Society of Lobster People doesn't exist so forget about it.

by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014