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The holder of all secrets

To those of you that are still seated I know a lot of you still have stories but your not ready to share them yet and that is okay when your ready I will we will listen not only will we listen but we will help you in anyway we can and together bring change to the community of edgewater for better…but there is one person in particular that has the greatest story to tell that can undo all the wrongs and make it right this boy can change everything for the better going forward he is the answer to all our questions will be help us now and where has he been over the last 4 years since we can’t state names due to guidelines here is a riddle

Who plays on muddy

His favorite numbers start with 4

7th in the alphabet

Event soon to be near him very soon in a few days time will tell
The holder of all secrets
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Secret Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.
- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is secret hobo.
by pensa_coke_cola June 3, 2024
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secret mouth organ

an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.
Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!
by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011
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Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015
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secret frosty

Playing seven up but instead of tapping their thumb you ejaculate on their face.
Let’s go back to my place to play some secret frosty.
by Bobby4500 December 13, 2022
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top secret

The definition is so top secret, we can't even tell you the definition.
by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024
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secret spaghetti sauce

Dude I love secret spaghetti sauce
My dad makes it alot
by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023
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