Santa

(n)Story about a mythologically large and generous man with flying reindeer which ones parents tell their children in order to confuse them further into a state of catholic bliss; (n)the overweight underpaid pauper who in december wears a red suit and lets little children sit on his lap in the mall; (n)a costume fat men can wear to get chicks to sit on their lap

On Christmas Eve daddy comes home in a big red suit from the mall with five dollars for everyone and then when everyone goes to bed happy mommy always moans, "Santa!" Daddy just says, "Ho Ho Ho."

by riz December 22, 2003

santa claus

A talking piece of poo who says: "Howdy Ho! Ho! Ho!" , as seen on South Park (those guys are so smart).

If you see santa claus floating in the toilet then be sure to flush it down so the next person doesn't have to see/look at it.

by Santa licks penis December 28, 2005

santa clause

When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping

Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face

by Jay2103 February 11, 2008

santa

A stalker.

How else does he know when youre sleeping, or when you're naughty or nice?

by Kevin December 30, 2003

santa

move one leter and you get satan that is probly why no one ever gets anyhitng good from him

santa really is satan because he never gives poor kids presents.

by Alex4436745745 August 27, 2006

Santa

pretty much hes a figure of Christmas, weither he ever did exsist or not, he is told to be a pretty fat old guy wit a white beard, rosy cheeks, "a belly that shakes like jelly when he laughs".. and dont forget his classic "ho-ho-ho".. hes pretty much just a reason for parents to buy presents for their kids.. something for kids to believe in..or something like that.

none really.. go to a mall around december you you'll see lots of em.

by Cecelia December 30, 2003

santa

a fake guy your parents made up to make you look forward to all year. ( just to see you smile )

me( 5 yrs old ): hi santa.

parent: im not santa

me: fuk u ( i shoot parent and take gifts )

parent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by HUMPFACE April 24, 2008