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Get the Robert mug.So you're at a party, taking a huge dump. But this dump is probably six Katie Courics or higher!
Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.
You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.
Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.
You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.
by sircaleb11 April 17, 2011
Get the Turd Robber mug.A man who consistently dates woman likely to die childless in order to avoid dating a woman fit for motherhood, and the responsibility therein.
John could get any girl he wants; but, over the last three years, John has dated different mentally unstable woman at a rate of one per year. John, would never wed or impregnate these woman on a clear mind. The reason John dates these woman is because it allows him to avoid the responsibility of dating a woman of high caliber. He takes pussy from girls destined for the grave, thus John is a Grave Robber.
by CROCROCROCRO September 30, 2011
Get the Grave Robber mug.A one-word description of a person who exhibits symptoms of lazyness, sloth, liberalism, or an overall entitlement attitude (i.e. one who exudes an assweasel mentality).
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One who, by simply being alive, elicits feelings of hatred, anger, and an overall desire to give the Roberto a rapid onset of sudden death.
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One who, by simply being alive, elicits feelings of hatred, anger, and an overall desire to give the Roberto a rapid onset of sudden death.
I thought that employee was going to be great when we hired him, now he's turned out to be a fucking Roberto-esque piece of shit.
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I really want to rip the arm off of that Roberto-esque piece of shit and beat him to death with it.
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I really want to rip the arm off of that Roberto-esque piece of shit and beat him to death with it.
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