pull a river

1) To open the most serious barrel of whoop ass imaginable like River Tam does on the planet Miranda when she’s locked in a room with a bunch of Reavers and goes mentally medieval on all of them.

2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.

3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.

4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Hercules in which he diverts an entire river by hand.

5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.

Whoa, did you see Adam pull a river last night? He drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. I love that dood.

by Lexical October 15, 2007

Facebook Dick Rider

Someone who always comments on your facebook status, photos, posts, if theyre in a relationship, who confirmed their friend request. These people also always chat with the victim and they are the ones who start the conversation. These are the type of people who would write on another person's wall just to reply to the one you posted on their wall. See: Dick Rider, Kiss Ass, Kiss Up, and Suck Up.

*facebook dick rider on facebook chat*

Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.

Person 2: Man get off my dick.

Person 1: But its such a fun ride.

Person 2: ...

by I hate facebook dick riders August 23, 2009

South River

A small town in Middlesex county with a diverse group of people. It used to be a nice american town but recently portugal has decided that south river would be a good place to reproduce. "The Tracks" are a great place to meet people in town and some of use spend way to much time on them. The "corner Store" is the place to go if you want tobacco. Alot of people say that it sucks and they hate it but I really dont have a problem with it.

SRkid1: Hey wanna go to the corner store then walk the tracks to wawa?

SRkid2: Yeah sure

SRkid3: yeah south river is cool aside from the immigrant problem...

by South river dude October 30, 2006

gulping river swallow

1.kinda like a swallow that can drink alot at one time..... and does. Hopefully a girl

2.a girl that drinks cum like milk

Will: hey ya no maria

Dan:ya

will: i turned her into my gulping river swallow

by WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL June 28, 2006

Toms River High School East

Toms River High School East was the third High School built in Toms River. Built in 1979 its the only High School in Toms River with Central Air but everyone gets sick because of it. The mascot is the RAIDER and the school colors are Blsck, Silver, and Light Blue. HS East is know most for the majority of students that look like models. Unlike HS North which is the rich school, HS East has the most class out of all three schools. East is also know for the building itself which has no windows, and that everyone is Italian.

Toms River High School East has no windows.

by Matthew2007 July 21, 2006

river-cricket

A derogatory term for Black people.

That river-cricket stole my car.

by Doug Roepke January 15, 2008

riger

...It does not pay to be drunk and horny

intercourse with tigers is just not right

by Toronto Zoo April 18, 2005