julia ritts

the definition of fun. she may be a little dumb but on the inside this bitch knows how to have a fun time. she'll go crazy but in a heartbeat will drop everything to see if you're okay. DEFINITELY get a friend named julia

-who's that fun girl that's dating colin?
- oh that's julia ritts

by urmom gey July 11, 2019

The Rittenhouse Precedent

The dangerous precedent set by the acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse on November 19th, 2021; that you have the right to self-defense by any means if your life is threatened by mentally ill pedophiles and rioters.

"The Rittenhouse precedent now gives deranged right-wingers the right to kill my wife's boyfriend if he chases one of them down in a riot"

by BlowtorchBassem November 20, 2021

The Pignato Ritual.

A red haired ginger that gets lathered in cum from Aborigine children of the wild, and is used for a feast to the starved Africans.

Arthur: I saw some Aborigines up north, I believe they were doing "The Pignato Ritual."

Shawn: Ahhh...yeah I saw the ginger walk up there a while ago...poor piggy.

by Dustywhitey November 18, 2011

spun rita

a friend who is acting all crazy

you are acting like a total spun rita my friend

by lesbiancookielover April 28, 2005

matthew ritchie

thinks he is a gift from god but is just soemthing they craped out and for got to flush....
he also likes to sleep with random women with strange diseases

EWWWW!!!! that's Matthew Ritchie, I hear he has GonasyphilherpalAIDS

by the crazy Mexican crossdresser November 23, 2010

John Ritter

When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.

by POOP FOUR LIFE October 12, 2011

Rita

is such a bitch

Ryan: bro look at Rita...
David: yeah true... she’s a bitch

by Beverly johnson October 2, 2018