Reverse Blumpkin

Commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users sexual experience to an entirely different level. While the original blumpkin contains oral sex while the lucky partner releases their bowels or "poops", the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. In this wild and exhilarating sexual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an anus sandwich, eating/licking their lover's butthole. Also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the anus with a large beard. This naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.

"If your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address."

by A M S O C B(KB) J B August 13, 2009

Reverse Panda

The art of the Reverse panda is like the Reverse kanga but different. It is when you do a big watery poo in the flusher so that when somebody else goes to uses the toilet they go to flush and more poo comes out

Lift the lid up do a poo then somebody comes to use the toilet and more poo comes out. That is a reverse panda

by reverses pandoas August 27, 2008

Reverse Weeaboo

Simply put, an east-asian individual, who shows obsession over western culture, similarly to a weeaboo. They'll usually use english loanwords in daily conversations, which gives other the impression that they don't know their own language that well.

Reverse Weeaboos are mostly found as, well assimilated asians who identify themselves as the nation (western) their born in.

A: "I think that I'll move to America in the future"

B: "Jaha... varför det? Och varför snackar du engelska med den där löjlig brytningen?" (ok... why's that? and why do speak english with that ridiculous accent)

A: "Because I'm a Texan!"

B: "Vafan är det du pratar om? Du bor i Sverige" (Wtf are you rambling about? you're living in Sweden)

A: "Yes, for now... but I'll be an American in no time, when I eventually move there"

B: "Du är ta mig fan skum... din jäkla Reverse Weeaboo" (you're fucking weird, you damn Reverse Weeaboo)

by Some asian lad November 11, 2018

Reverse PMS

If a person who is usually mean the entire month, suddenly is nice for a few days and then goes back to being mean- they may have Reverse PMS.

Danny: "I was walking down the street and Brenda actually spoke and said hello to me. It sort of freaked me out."

John: "Don't worry, it is just Reverse PMS, she'll go back to being herself in just a few days."

by DOTK December 16, 2011

Reverse Flirt

When someone is hitting on you (HARD) and you're shooting them down everytime and ruining "sweet" moments and trying your hardest to help them get the picture that you're NOT interested.
When done successfully...this will either:

(a) turn them off to you altogether

(b) break their heart completely

(c) make them think "Eh, ain't worth it I'm not gettin' any."

Don't be afraid to really hit 'em hard...if you're not harsh enough they might confuse it for playing hard-to-get and get even more turned on and clingy.

This process can be done with insults, firebacks. and just plain bitterness.
*Reverse flirts are great for creepers(most of the time)!

UNSUCCESSFUL RF-
Random Joe: Well if it isn't my beauitful moon flower!
Hot Donna: Well if it isn't that talking lump of ick from under my bed.
Random Joe: Hey I'd wait under your bed anyday babe :)
Hot Donna: GO DIE NOW!!
Random Joe: I like 'em fiesty
Hot Donna: Must be why you like your mom so much.
Random Joe: Well she does bake up a mean batch of--
Hot Donna: DON'T SAY IT SICKO. D:<
Random Joe: You know, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were trying to reverse flirt with me...
Hot Donna: Please! Know no better...know WORSE!
Random Joe: Naw you totally dig me.
Hot Donna: D'X#

by myLittleDarkOne December 10, 2011

reverse ratatouille

a sex move where you have someone on your shoulders while you’re standing and you’re eating them out. the move is called that because it images to be like remy the rat’s position on linguini’s head.

hey jim did you and your wife try that sex move i told you about? the reverse ratatouille?

by crunchy soda can November 3, 2020

Reverse ten

Originating from the high five, this variation of "ten" is performed underhand and behind the back. The reverse ten takes great confidence that one will not be "left hanging" due to the fact the responder cannot be seen.

Dude that was an awesome holeshot! gimme some skin...up high...down low...reverse ten.

by high ten March 4, 2009