Redneck's Friday night

The typical start to every Redneck's weekend.

Grab a can of Canada Dry ginger ale, some chicken, and a little bit of cousin fuckin' and you've got yourself a Redneck's Friday night.

by SquidSplitter June 3, 2015

Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)

"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.

by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020

Rednecking Me

1. When someone plays you for a fool
2. When someone says something just to get you to say it back eg. "I love you"

Example 1
Girl: Give me a ride and I'll suck your dick
Guy: Are you "Rednecking Me"???
Example 2

Guy: I love you!
Girl: OK
Guy: I said, I love you
Girl: Are you "Rednecking Me"???

by SMcReal July 6, 2019

Redneck

Someone who lives in a swamp in Alabama and cooks food in a bathtub.

Jimmy: *Comes in half burnt down shack with grits, squirrels, and half of an alligator*
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”

by What is in your search history December 5, 2021

redneck strap on

Using a plunger as a strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard

by tjk31415 January 17, 2019

Redneck Shindig

Redneck Wedding Aka My sisters wedding

THIS AINT NO WEDDING MCKAYLA THIS IS A REDNECK SHINDIG…

by TheAnonymousLoser August 17, 2024

redneck tumble

Securing a barrel or container of liquid or powder to the rim of a large wheel, such as on a tractor, and slowly driving around as an inexpensive means of shaking and mixing the contents of the container.

(referring to an old fuel tank) "There's quite a bit of gunk in there, looks like it's pretty thick on the bottom, so I think we're gonna have to give this thing the ol' redneck tumble."

by Your chicanery buddy November 22, 2023