warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.
Kevin is such a warped puppy.
by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020
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slug puppy

Kayne west supporters
Omg did you see the slug puppy
by Analchristmasseed September 15, 2022
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Doomed Puppy

A character inserted into a stories plot solely to gain the love and support of the audience before being subjected to unfortunate circumstances for the sake of adding emotional weight to the story.
Bob was such a doomed puppy in season two of Stranger Things.
by Wricks July 02, 2022
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Fluz puppy

An act where a man or women is on a leash and barks, while another person shits and jumps in the air. If you have good aim then the person posing as a dog should catch and eat the tasty brown log.
Hey cousin Terry wanna go film you giving me a fluz puppy?
by Chicus ricus March 18, 2024
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A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.
"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."
by tertbel July 18, 2019
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puppy den

Some meanie locked up a poor little Weiner dogs in a metal cage. covered with a blanket and called it a puppy den....
by Pimp Ferg Ť August 30, 2015
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