Petty

To blow little unnecessary comments out of proportion

Julianne: Elizabeth can you take the trash out?
Elizabeth: Thats so petty of you to ask

Note: *Elizabeth is the real one being petty*

by gottaluvellie May 15, 2018

Petty

Creating invite only parties on Xbox/creating group chats to exclude other people from a group. Being generally arsey in order to get in someone's pants.

God, Nikko's so petty.

by GreasyMattedHair May 19, 2019

Sweater Petter

The name given to women who are attracted to men with copious amounts of back hair, predominantly found at tourist beaches and hotel pools.

Check out that sweater petter putting sunscreen on that middle eastern dude!

by Nubberboy January 24, 2010

Mike Petty Ready

When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.

Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”

by Datgingerdude October 29, 2017

dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.

Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.

by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019

Principled Petty

When someone acts like they're doing something out of a principle or high-minded belief, but it's really just a rationalization for being petty. Usually the excuse will involve a concept like rights, laws, economics, or justice. The term is frequently used on Am I The Asshole Podcast.

"I don't tip. Why should consumers pay for a business' labor costs?"
"You sure you're not just a principled petty a-hole?"

"Mike said he didn't invite Jenny to his party because it's his right."
"He's just being principled petty - obviously this is about Jenny calling him out for stealing $20."

by Am I The Asshole Podcast May 14, 2019

petticoat

enaguas, underskirt, silk clothe to avoid see through, enagua, underskirts

in the 50's every women in all the times used a petticoat under her dress

it is vintage; but, in my opinion the petticoat is sexiest fem underwear

I think my love for petticoat have something of Edipo

petticoats were used against the see through

it's very rear nowadays to see porn with petticoats

by txike47 November 2, 2013