Pork Flops

When the labia hangs down just right and at the precise angle of the dangle they resemble thin cut pork chops. If you close yours you can almost smell the pork.

When she dropped her towel and I seen those sweet pork flops dangling between her legs, I knew it was supper time.

by TheGrimQueefer September 13, 2022

Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.

That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.

by Dick the dictionary February 4, 2023

porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

.............

Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

pork tugger

1. a man or teenage boy who is always masturbating.
2. a girl who will only give hand jobs.

that jimmy has always got his hand on his dick.
yeah he is such a pork tugger.

by sicktwistedone May 8, 2018

vietnamese pork roll

Having intercourse with a larger Vietnamese girl.

"I heared Jonno vietnamese pork rolled that girl last night"

by Peter Pinson January 31, 2024

Delaware Pork-Rind

When a man cuts off his foreskin and drops it in a deep fryer for approximately 24 hours and removes it from the fryer. He then crushes it to a powder and puts it in a mixture of heroine and straight black coffee and butt-chugs it.

I accidentally committed a Delaware Pork-Rind at the local funeral home.

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

Pork Roll

When 2 gay bears and a twink get freaky in bed.

“Wow, that pork roll from last night got my ass limpin..”

by Gay Joey December 31, 2023