by ENDERGAMERXD February 02, 2021
hey buddy, we’re coming to show you some fire music. and then 3 kids hop out the car and shoot you with paint balls. you got porked.
another example. telling your friend who sells top shelf za, that he should only sell it for 20$ 8ths. haha buddy i’m just porkin you.
my friends girlfriend doesn’t understand the meaning of pork so she thinks it’s not real. right now we’re porking her because it’s real.
she’s been porked
another example. telling your friend who sells top shelf za, that he should only sell it for 20$ 8ths. haha buddy i’m just porkin you.
my friends girlfriend doesn’t understand the meaning of pork so she thinks it’s not real. right now we’re porking her because it’s real.
she’s been porked
by eight studios January 14, 2024
A professional dork.
by TherealOGnick August 25, 2015
by Hhftyuujhgg June 05, 2023
The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.
John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
by 69withyourmum February 06, 2012
by SaltQueenisme September 29, 2020