a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Lottie Poole

They got nice hair innit

Aye big lad that’s Lottie Poole innit she got nice hair

by Oucjelesbbege April 7, 2021

Poo 8 pool

Means you are both beautiful and a disappointment 💩🎱🏊 ♂️People use these emojis to describe the word

Joe you are such a poo 8 pool

Did u hear about Ella being a eight ball pool

by Bye looser September 30, 2020

Pool noodling

Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.

I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.

by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017

pool boy

A "pool boy" is a servant who cleans pools.

In Internet pornography, these men exist primarily as eye candy to the rich and famous. The posting is prestigious and anyone who takes up the mantle treated as an Adonis among men.

I studied at the Sorbonne to become a pool boy; while there, I espoused a blonde French maidservant as my bride. We had expected this to bring us fame and fortune in California, like that depicted on PornHamster.

If it's on the Internet, it must be true.

Neither of us is quite sure how exactly both careers turned out to be dead-end janitorial paths. If we can't rely upon PornHamster as an expert source when making professional career decisions, whom can we trust?

by bitchuck August 24, 2024

gene pool

many people put their sperm in the pool and impregnate the people within it

lets gene pool in the public pool!

good idea

by anonymous March 24, 2024

Pool

Something that is closed.

Pool’s closed due to aids and stingards (also with aids)

by SomeoneWhoNeedMemes November 2, 2017