Polyreading

The act of reading two or more books at once.

Guy: "I'm reading the 7th Harry Potter, Moby Dick, and the Crystalids all at the same time, it's getting really confusing."
Guy #2: "Polyreading is confusing." / "Polyreading can be a bitch."

by Dave156 February 4, 2010

polygon song

The only reason anybody would ever like Geometry class.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Otcj9LOh8g&feature=related

Mom: How was Geometry class today?

Student: Not that bad, because we watched this funny video called the polygon song!

by geometried December 8, 2009

polympics

The celebrated gathering and athletic competition of professional pole dancers. Each contestant is judged on her expert understand and performance of the most complex and visually entertaining poses, while nude on the exalted stripper pole.

I am definitely going to the strip club tonight to cheer for Alesha in the 2009 Polympics

by realtalk2000 October 16, 2009

Polymoboly

To own multiple mobile phones, when really only one will do.

"Why have you got an iPhone AND a Nexus?!"
"I like them both and just wanted them."
"Dude, you should see someone about your polymoboly!"

by Grumble The Grubby Goat February 3, 2010

polylustful

The state of having multiple sexual relationships at the same time, with the consent of all partners involved, while only maintaining one emotional relationship.

Contrast with polyamorous and polygamous

I have my girlfriend, but we sleep with a lot of other people - I am polylustful!

by Darkelfpoet December 22, 2010

Polyfaded

The act of being drunk, high, and one or more things such as pills, cigarettes, or anything else. Basically anything that'll make you puke your brains out in combination with cannabis and alchohal.

I was so Polyfaded yesterday dude, I almost ralfed in the hot tub; Dude I'm not Polyfading again; Dude let's fucking Polyfade!

by Hydrocodone Ice March 18, 2011

Polyclitoritus

A disease in which the clitoris multiplies inside the vagina and forms hundreds or thousands of tiny, squirming, clitori.

Tom: Ew.

Jane: I have Polyclitoritus.

Tom: Ew, there are so many clitori squirming inside your vagina.

by clitoris eater May 11, 2011