Polyreading

The act of reading two or more books at once.

Guy: "I'm reading the 7th Harry Potter, Moby Dick, and the Crystalids all at the same time, it's getting really confusing."
Guy #2: "Polyreading is confusing." / "Polyreading can be a bitch."

by Dave156 February 4, 2010

polyratings

A website where Cal Poly students can rate their professors. It's oper source for other schools to use. www.polyratings.com.

That prof has horrible polyratings.
Check out polyratings before you register.

by JPE May 12, 2004

Poopreading

The act of proofreading a paper or memoir on the shitter. The toliet offers a much more comfortable- and some times luxurious- alternative to confining oneself to a stuffy office or desk in order to correct a student's or colleague's work.

Person: Finally, I finished this fucking paper. Can you look it over for me and make sure I didn't make any spelling errors?
Friend of Person: Sure thing. I feel a monster dump coming on so I don't mind Poopreading your paper.

by Keeeeeeen March 30, 2009

Ponyheading the whole city

Person who explain problem, or even have the URGE to explain to people they dont even trust at all, or people that dont know them, that shouldn't give a fuck about it and act entitled everywhere almost like Steven Universe future.

How the fuck are you Ponyheading the whole city? You little crybaby twat!

by DriponmaSoup123 December 2, 2025

Ponyheading the whole city

Someone who continuously fails to mask their problem to themselves or even has the URGE to explain it to 'friends' that the person doesn't know that much, or 'acquaintances,' all that he doesn't trust yet.

Hey! Why the fuck are you ponyheading the whole city! You little crybaby twat piece of shit fucked up loser! This is why you have no future!

by DriponmaSoup123 December 2, 2025