totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker

John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom

by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022

Pole Troll

A pole troll denotes a gay man that is seriously attracted and crazy about another man's penis as common trolls in fairy tales are attracted and crazy about bridges. Know a pole troll by the wide grin that he gives your genital area even when covered as though he can see being screwed by you before he knows if you are in fact gay.

Kenneth: Yo Jeff, you got a pole troll on your ass buddy.
Jeff: Fuck man! He has been trailing me all week, I can't shake this guy!

by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006

california pole smoker

Someone who sucks dick in california

The girl from the club in Hollywood was certainly a California pole smoker. She proved it to me and all my hommies.

by craplover3000 March 12, 2014

show pole

A lavish walking stick

Mr. Gatsby was leaning on his show pole while waiting for his drink.

by Mr. Gatsby April 29, 2021

pole master

An individual who an inclination for, and subsequently a great deal of experience with servicing the human male sexual organ in a variety of ways.

Typically used to insult a male.

Chris is totally a pole master, his tonsils must bleed!

by Sapacious May 20, 2008

Icicle Pole

A deceased man's erect penis.

"Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

Pole Huncher

An perfect early morning shit

“I ripped a enjoyable pole huncher this morning.”

by jinkeys February 28, 2021