pleasehelpmeiamgoingcrazywhyamistillalivepleasehelp

something you say when you are going slowly crazy and need immediate mental help

P1:how are you feeling?
P2: im pleasehelpmeiamgoingcrazywhyamistillalivepleasehelp

by imacrazypersonpleasehelpme December 21, 2022

Pleading Rizz

One with the utmost desire (pleading/begging) to include ones self amongst the “bitches”

“Ayo you hear about Jamal and his new asian girl?"

"bro PLEASEEE MY TURN" *in pleading Rizz

by RizzleyBear February 7, 2023

Please love me

Someone needing love and attention,now.

“Please love me, I don’t feel love”
But I’ll never say it aloud

by LoserBug November 5, 2022

Pleasure

That which one retains after an enjoyable event or experience; time often spent with friends. The pleasure can either be claimed by an individual or group (to be theirs), or one can be nominated for having said pleasure.

*After an enjoyable social gathering*

Thompson: "The pleasure was mine"

OR

Jermery: "The pleasure was yours"

OR

Jimmy & Ren: "The pleasure was ours."

by Tony7948 November 18, 2022

Pleasntries

Pleasntries is a musician that has mad songs like The Greatest Song Ever Made, Please Don't Put Me Away, and You Shouldn't Have Made Fun Of Me. He has been making songs for his YouTube channel since 2014 with his first public post being The Chocolate Chalk Opera. He usually posts his songs to the channel with a silly animation to go along with it. He currently has 77 thousand subscribers but he continues to put out great music for all to listen to.

Have you heard the new Pleasntries song yet?

by UraniumTexan July 11, 2023

pleasure pot

The term used for those that have to rub one out in a secret “beat off spot” otherwise known as the pleasure pot. Not only is the pleasure pot a place to get your best thinking achieved, but the ability to get off without interruption is unmatched.

Her: Where’s Chuck going?
Him: To the pleasure pot.

Her: What’s that?
Him: To the bathroom to beat one off in hiding to achieve uninterrupted maximum pleasure. Not only can he get his best thinking done, but easy clean up job as well.

Her: Wow! Maybe I should start using the pleasure pot.

Him: Absolutely, Highly recommend! It’s a one stop shot!

by BTibbs July 20, 2023

Please come home

That feeling when you're yearning for your favorite cookie in Cookie Run: Kingdom to be obtained for good!

I need Cherry Blossom Cookie to please come home to me very soon since I like to see her powers at play!

by mintysparkly29 July 22, 2023