Phone

A mechanical parasite that allows introverts to artificially engage with the world around them. Unfortunately, this device has taken over the world, and 999/1000 report phone addiction.

You know Brittany? She's addicted to her phone.

by TBTPlanet December 27, 2017

phone zombie

A person who simultaneously walks and looks down at their smartphone.

A phone zombie bumped into me on the street because he wasn't looking ahead.

by Robot28L May 9, 2018

Cell Phone

A portable wireless phone capable of texting, internet access, and calling that current generations are extremely dependent on

Bobby took my cell phone and now I don't know what time it is!

by Amber Donaldson December 9, 2008

Obama Phone

A phone that was manufactured when Barack Obama was still president of the United States.

The PS2 emulator won't work because you bought a literal Obama Phone.

by super woahguy June 14, 2023

mike jones phone

a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.

aye let me use your mike jones phone!!! i need to make a call n shit.

by shaboobalaboopymang July 30, 2008

phone head

Getting head over the phone

Man 1: get the girl next door to you to give me phone head
Man 2: hah
Man 2: no, she couldn't handle it

by fttptppt September 21, 2007

Vtech Phone

A shitty phone. Shit.

Buying a Vtech Phone becasue it is cheap, but buying so many in the long run that it would have been better to just buy a better quality phone in the first place.

by Yaltoids April 30, 2008