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Phantom

The act of fornicating with a woman to the point of climax, then beating her until she becomes disoriented and shooting your load so that she does not know which direction it came from.
Man, after I pulled a phantom on Krystal last night, she didn't know her ass from a whole in the ground.
by Davey and Ritchie November 2, 2007
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Phantom Hoe

a person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.
Dude I heard your phantom hoe creep in last night.
by Chazlee Garcia May 6, 2008
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phantom

a clown box which actually physically appears at work .
some phantom which sells bread with fillings
by Kenneth J dick June 6, 2008
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Phantom

Used in the sport of hockey, when another player gets credit for a goal or assist that rightfully belonged to a fellow teammate.
Parrish: "Hey ref, throw down #88 for that assist!"

Boyd: "No man, I passed the puck!"

Ref: "Wow Parrish! Stop being such a fuckin phantom!!"
by MerrilRiv November 24, 2009
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phantom dick pain

The sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region
Vic: did you see that video of the San Francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle?
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things
by neverscurred January 26, 2014
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Pantaleo

A hairy Wookie like animal. has no tits and jacks off to herself. fucks monkeys just to get STD. she hangs out with this dueschbag named tara and ralph was stupid for going out with her. im sorry ralph but its true
DUDE CHECK OUT THAT PANTALEO I JUST SAW TAKING A SHIT IN THE FOREST!

BITCH SHAVE SO YOU DONT LOOK LIKE A PANATLEO!
by scooby fucking doo BITCH September 26, 2008
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phantasmagoriac

A person who is extremely fast and dedicated to taking over the world. If and when they DO take over the world...vegetables will be outlawed. All vitamins will be taken by form of pill or supplement. This person also hates all forms of communication other than english and has an extreme dislike for any form of math above algebra 2. He/she loves violent cartoons and feels the desire to bite things. They may be a vampire or have considered to have vampiric traits. Phantasmagoriacs have an inert ability to tell bullshit from truth. If you feel the urge to bite things or hate all vegetables...consult a physician.
Fawk me! He HAS to be a phantasmagoriac
by 2speedy December 28, 2008
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