putting on siding

When you masterbate so vigorously that you build callouses along the sides of your shaft.

Johnny's been in prison so long that all he can do is keep putting on siding.

by Re85sa October 26, 2022

Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....

Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022

putting up 4’s

you’re gay

putting up 4’s means you’re gay

by jykola4 March 20, 2023

Putting up 4’s

Also known as a secret way of people to know you are FOR EVERYBODY. To let your audience know without having people call you a hoe.

You would say that girl is Putting up 4’s and look around. Instead of calling them a whore.

by Ur guide to life June 4, 2023

Putting green

When several men line up from smallest to tallest from 10 feet away and see who can ejaculate the closest to the ladies mouth.

Teebow won 500 bucks because he made a hole-in-one when we performed a putting green on his grandmother.

by wiseacrobat April 22, 2023

putting my feet on

Term for putting on footwear, usually to go outside when you need to perform a task

Yes i'll go put the bins out in a minute, I'm just putting my feet on

by CroakerXXX November 30, 2023

Putting the Cult before the compound

Doing things out of order - prioritizing the wrong aspect of a project or equation. A variation of “putting the cart before the horse”.

Max was really putting the cult before the compound when he bought a new suit to wear at my wedding before I even invited him.

Jimmy really put the cult before the compound when he bought a German Shepard with huge balls that pisses inside before he bought a house with a yard.

by Max Pop December 3, 2023