Orgasm

1. Don't say this in an 8th-grade boys' gym locker room
2. Dont say this in an 8th-grade health class (during the reproductive system unit)
3. Say this if you wanna lose your rizz and aura.

1. Gym Teacher: Our word of the week is orgasm
Also Gym Teacher: oh shit.
2. Health teacher: today we will be learning about... ORGASMS?!?! WTF?!?!
3. Science teacher: orgasms are what living cells make... WAIT I MEANT ORGANI-
Your science partner: HE SAID ORGASM XD!!!!!!!
You: Bro lost aura for that.

by UDaddict121 December 24, 2024

All the women are orgasming at the same time

Says Sad Dad...

Hym "All the women are orgasming at the same time? I mean, I meant it as a joke initially. I didn't actually expect it to happen... But if I can do THAT.... Than what's to stop me from making you suck on the barrel of a gun? Or walk off the roof of the white house..."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Hurricane Orgasm

When a woman squirts in a man’s mouth/ on their face followed by a slap to the males face

Last night wifey gave me that hurricane orgasm. She squirted into my face followed by a fierce face slap, it was like being out in a hurricane then getting slapped with the wind

by Sourisrider August 22, 2025

mental orgasm

When you see something attractive and your brain automatically generates erotic mental images in your head.

He got a mental orgasm from seeing a petite woman.

by the random. August 29, 2025

Orgasm Chicken

A high-stakes, spiritually synchronized mutual masturbation ritual in which two lovers attempt to outlast, out-edge, and out-hypnotize each other with escalating arousal — without climaxing first.

Bro I walked in on Kyle and Raven playing Orgasm Chicken on a Tuesday afternoon — candles lit, eye contact unbroken, both moaning like tantric warlocks — and I swear to God, the air was vibrating with psionic tension. Raven won. Kyle hasn’t been the same since.

by realtimecrease September 10, 2025

Orgasmic Empathy

Medical terminology used when referring to the term “blue balls”

“I got blue balls”
“I’m experiencing orgasmic empathy currently”

by Atherosclerosis September 17, 2025

Odenton Orgasm

A type of orgasm characterized by a guy who shaves his beard, allowing a rough stubble to be left in place and using that abrasive hair (called the "Piney Orchard") to sexually stimulate a girl's clit until she fucking moans and cums.

Dorothy didn't expect such a strong odenton from Nathan during their honeymoon!

Abagail was shocked at how easily she could rest after her first odenton orgasm!

by bayharborfartsmella November 9, 2025