Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

show pole

A lavish walking stick

Mr. Gatsby was leaning on his show pole while waiting for his drink.

by Mr. Gatsby April 29, 2021

pole mate

Sex. Lots. Always.

"Damn, you guys have been fucking since way back.. Like forever ago. Maybe he's your soul mate? "

Pole Mate dude.
Pole mate.

PoleNotSoul alldaybooty

by Gadzooks March 18, 2014

Tohtum pole

What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.

Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!

by QuacksO October 27, 2021

Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009

pole babbling

The act of attempting to speak when your tongue is stuck to a cold pole

"Guyth I need my mecidthon" "What is he doing?" "Oh he's just pole babbling"

by Carlos the marmoset January 27, 2014

Pole Yodeler

A gay male who breaks into yodeling in the middle of a blowjob, presumably to enhance entertainment value. Similar to a pole smoker, but with alpine-style musical enhancements.

"I was getting a knob job at the bathhouse the other night, and halfway through, the dude started yodeling!"

"Sounds like you found yourself a pole yodeler."

by Ghostnote August 8, 2018