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Patrick Samu

he live sin romania and hes really very quite cool
by ilovepatricksamu March 29, 2022
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patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born. Usually while under the influence.
Was talking to a girl while drunk last night. I Patrick shwavy’d it.
by Titty city December 16, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick /ˈpætɹɪk/, v. where a person performs an action repeatedly that exhibits a severe lack of short-term memory retention.

Named after the index case, Patrick Star of Spongebob Squarepants fame, where Mr. Star's repertoire included many such actions, including "That's not my wallet", where the person agrees to every indicia of an original point, while disagreeing on face with the original point; or "I'm going to eat mine now!", wherein the person forgets they consumed an item in full, and then makes an attempt to eat the item again.

This is an effective debate tactic, because the person operating from this position completely believes (or is presumed to completely believe) what it is they are saying and doing, complicating a good-faith discussion.
I just patricked that whole candy bar.

Congratulations on patricking the whole argument for twenty-five minutes. We're back to square one now.
by Sosumi, Inc. October 18, 2025
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Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit
by Ratk1d December 17, 2019
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Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.
He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.
by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022
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Patrick Brooklyn

The reason that animals hibernate and why earth worms go underground to hide. Mr aura himself, fear itself and dread itself.
"Gee wilikers those hoodlums are almost as frightening as Patrick Brooklyn."
by ThreeHoodedHoodlums April 5, 2025
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patrick dickinson

Bit of an anorexic cunt that likes to slags others for their appearance which I'd like to think is ironic but knowing Patrick he's 100% serious even though he could be 10x uglier. A patrick dickinson likes to make himself puke for the enjoyment of others but still thinks highly of himself. He would talk about taking advantage of drunk girls but would be too scared to touch anyone even if they passed out, thankfully. Don't turn your back to them because they talk mad shit to distract everyone from their insecurities.
Ah man that patrick dickinson fella is a bit of a snake

That patrick dickinson cunt is a misfortune
by MadCunt_3692 October 25, 2018
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