not in the spirit of the rules

When you're co workers call you a cheater and your visceral response confirms just how sanctimonious your truly are.

I did not cheat! I am not a cheater! I may have won that Pinewood Derby race in a way that was Not in the spirit of the rules, but it was absolutely not cheating!

by Frank Matarrese October 11, 2016

Drunk Rules

An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.

Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.

by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 May 3, 2018

Rule Meglovania

Rule Meglovania -

It's the rule that at some point every song will get a meglovania remix at some point

Remember rule34?,

now there is rule Meglovania about that every song will eventually be remixed with meglovania

by Richard Gaming May 13, 2020

Rule 90

If a song exists, there must also exist a trap remix of said song. Rule 91

Dude 1: "God I wish this song had a sick drum beat behind it."
Dude 2: "Hey man, Rule 90."
Dude 1: "Awesome."

by Intergalactic crackwhore July 9, 2020

3D rule

Don't Disappoint Daddy

Always remember the 3D rule!

by weirdotheone August 9, 2020

The Rule of So

1. When you ask a question starting with "So" in a discussion with someone, you're probably misinterpreting their argument to make it look much worse in order to make yourself look better.

2. A Strawman fallacy. When you expect someone to defend a statement they're not making.

Example 1.
Person 1: "I'm a Democrat."
Person 2: "So you eat babies, want a population of 10 billion in the USA, and want to close down and jail the whole police force?"
Person 1. "Fail. The Rule of So."

Example 2.

Person 1: "I'm a Republican".
Person 2: "So you think Donald Trump is Jesus, Alex Jones should be the next president, and it should be compulsory for all children to bring guns to school?
Person 1. "I'm not even going to answer that."

by Ultrazenmode August 25, 2020

backpack rule

It's getting harder and harder these days to determine whether or not a girl is old enough to be checking out. Girls from ages 15-21 can all look the same these days. If a girl is wearing a backpack(like a hello kitty one), chances are she's too young and you should look away before being called out for being a creeper. If she has no backpack than it's safe to look, but still be cautious if you choose to engage in conversation.

Benji- "That girl is cute but she looks like she might be young."
Joe- "Gotta use the backpack rule."
Benji -"What's the backpack rule?"
Joe- "If she's wearing a backpack she's too young."

*Hot girl walks in*

Joe- "See man, no backpack... she's fair game!"

by thanks babe March 29, 2012