Mystalk

To spend hours on Myspace stalking your ex and his/her new companion.

I am going to mystalk him and see why he left my sorry ass.

by Cindymaehoneychild May 7, 2007

myspage

Shorthand for the akward phrase, "My myspace page"

Check out this new video I put on myspage.

by Fredvegas May 31, 2007

myspacewhore

A person (mostly refered to GRLS) who is always on myspace, Addicted to myspace

Sara: Wow! that grl is always on myspace

Friend: ugh! that girl is such a myspacewhore

by sara to-da i May 31, 2007

Mysterious stranger

A variation on the stranger. The action of having a partner sit on thier hand until it falls asleep, then proceeding to whack you off, as so neither of you are sure of where the pleasure is coming from.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Mysterious Stranger last night.

Guy 2: How was that?

Guy 1: Man, I didn't know if I was comin' or goin'.

by 6the6fly6 May 8, 2009

I shit myself empty

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea

Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"

by basilbrush October 19, 2008

myspace

a website where thousands of teens randomly sign up to make friends. and then they go to school and obsessively disscuss the number of comments and friends they have. and then they argue over who has more profile views, friends, and how many of those friends they actually know...just to try to beat one another out.

"I have WAY more myspace friends then you."
"Yeah? well I have more myspace comments."
"Agg...shut up. at least I have a better myspace rating."

by squeeze_tighter September 22, 2005

Thomas' Myspace Editor

Thomas' Myspace Editor is a webpage dedicated to cusomizing one's myspace profile. It's the original, though it has been ripped off many times. Currently in the V2 stage, V3 is coming soon.

See Myspace and Myspace Thomas

Man, I used Thomas' myspace editor to pimp out my profile!

by Sally White April 25, 2005