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Moose

Moose is a god of pure chaos and destruction who happens to be in love with a virtual rollie pollie and a puppet made of wood. Too bad she is currently dead because her dog stabbed her oops
You: wow is that moose??
Moose: no this is goose
by Definitely not Moose November 11, 2020
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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body
Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
nah bro I’m sober as a moose”
by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020
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James Moose

James moose is the greatest person to ever exist, he is literally god and if he must he will smite us all
James Moose just burned down the empire state building in a fit of rage
by Ducko_YT November 26, 2020
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Moose

Nick: You, cunt! That's my beer!
Josh: You are wrong, moose!
by nos_april February 17, 2020
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four legged moose

When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded
She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!
by Jake #1 March 8, 2020
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moose

a propa gimp that likes little kiddies
by Mikehunt2019 March 17, 2020
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Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking
Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh
by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020
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